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  1. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    > WHY MEN DON'T WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS
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    > Dear Bob:
    > I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving
    > my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more
    > than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car
    > shuddered to a halt.

    > I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
    > couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady
    > making mad passionate love to her.

    > I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.
    > When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back
    > yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her
    > unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in
    > bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him
    > and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back.
    > But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke
    > down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.
    >
    I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six
    > months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
    > worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the
    > ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get
    > through to him anymore. Can you please help?

    > Sincerely,
    > Mrs.. Sheila Usk
    >
    >
    > Dear Sheila:
    > A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
    > variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
    > debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips
    > holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these
    > approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself
    > is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
    >
    > I hope this helps.
    >
    > Bob
    >
     
  2. Stretch

    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    I don't see the problem here...?
     
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    dont worry, i got her squared away
     
  4. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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