I Love This! THIS IS FANTASTIC, MAKE SURE YOU READ EVERY WORD AND REGARDLESS WHAT YOU THINK OF BUSH, WHOEVER WROTE THIS IS 100% ON THE MONEY. BUSH'S RESIGNATION SPEECH The following 'speech' was written recently by an ordinary Maineiac [a resident of the People's Republic of Maine]. While satirical in nature, all satire must have a basis in fact to be effective. This is an excellent piece by a person who does not write for a living. The speech George W. Bush might give: Normally, I start these things out by saying 'My Fellow Americans.' Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer. I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: There's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office. The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people. I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out. Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Polls show that the majority of you think the economy is in the tank. And that's despite record numbers of homeowners, including record numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And while we're mentioning minorities, I'll point out that minority business ownership is at an all-time high. Our unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the Clinton administration. I've mentioned all those things before, but it doesn't seem to have sunk in. Despite the shock to our economy of 9/11, the stock market has rebounded to record levels and more Americans than ever are participating in these markets. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there's increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your economic security. We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this 'blood for oil' thing. If I were trading blood for oil I would've already seized Iraq's oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don't give me this 'Bush Lied; People Died' crap either. If I were the liar you morons take me for, I could've easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be 'discovered.' Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty. Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office. Some guy named 'Clinton' established that policy. Bet you didn't know that, did you? Now some of you morons are considering another and more evil Clinton for president !!!! Go figure that one!! She wants to take your kids away and let the 'Whole Village' raise them! i.e. governmental indoctrination .. Look this one up you dumb asses! The rest of you morons want to be led by a junior senator with no understanding of foreign policy or economics, and this nitwit says we should attack Pakistan, a nucular ally. And then he wants to go to Iran and make peace with a terrorist who says he's going to destroy us. While he's doing that, he wants to give Iraq to al Qaeda, Afghanistan to the Taliban, Israel to the Palestinians, and your money to the IRS so the government can give welfare to illegal aliens, who he will make into citizens, so they can vote to reelect him. He also thinks it's okay for Iran to have nucular weapons, and we should stop our foreign aid to Israel. Did you sleep through high school? You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to out spend and out-tech them. That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are. They want to kill you, and the bastards are all over the globe. You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement, and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor.' Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops. Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, dang it, you might just as well FedEx a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing. In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times, USA Today, or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter. Most of you would rather watch American Idol or Dancing with Stars. I could say more about your expectations that the government will always be there to bail you out, even if you're too stupid to leave a city that's below sea level and has a hurricane approaching. I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads. So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient for years. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall. Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That means Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there are just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008. So that's it. God bless what's left of America. Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you, kiss off. PS - You might want to start learning Farsi, and buy a Koran.
This about sums it up for me. I'm just glad the Spartans didn't say screw it at Thermopile. Oh, and don't worry about me...I volunteered! Please read my avatar!! LOL
I did not see where he stated I sent us into a war with no plan on what to do once we accomplished said mission. I did not see where he reported how many companies have been forced to out source their business to afford to do business....I did not see where he reported the record oil company profits as his regimes high water mark....He's an abject Moron and you can tell a ghost writer wrote that cause everything was spelled right :grin:
Yep. So did I. That is one of the things I like about this forum. I believe it is made up of true "Fellow Americans".
It's about time someone stands up and stops belivng all the Byest Bull SHIT the media feeds us and dose there own reaserch to figure out the truth. I'm not ashamed I'm a Bush fan, I can only imagine were we would have been if Gore or that 2 faced SOB Kerry would have been in office and faced with all that Bush has been. Either way people need to stop pointing there fingers at the president and blaming all the worlds problems on one single man!! He is just one man. All I have to say is what were you expecting when the vary things this Country was founded on, Christianity is kicked out and were no longer allowed to say in ONE NATION UNDER GOD. Or when people wont even stand up for the Pledge of Alligence. Or when one of our Future president selections wont put his hand over his heart for our Pledge. Were doomed to fail, It's biblical so... best be ready!!
Reply THE MAX, That my friend is RIGHT ON. A lot of liberals think that Obama is going to change the whole country and even the world. Ha Ha Ha. We shall see. The only change that we will see is the change in our pockets. Bush never even had a chance since the days of the hanging chads. It seems to me that prior to the President being elected he was being bashed by the Democrats for not being in the Military even though he served in the Air Reserves. The Democrats said that it wasn't the military and that he joined the Air Reserves in order to avoid going into service. Give me a break. What has Obama done to serve in the Military? Absolutely NOTHING. You don't hear the Democrats saying anything about Obama not serving in the Military. How come Obama didn't visit the wounded while he was over in Germany? That my friends is a shame. He can't stop and visit the men and women that are wounded and are in the hospitals in Germany and say THANKS FOR SERVING OUR COUNTRY to them? He used to turn his back on the American flag, never wore an American Flag lapel pin until recently when he his looking for the votes from the American people. What about the church that he attended for 20 years. You mean to tell me that Obama didn't know what Jeremiah Wright was like? What about Obamas friend and radical Louis Farrakan? How about that Catholic radical priest.(His name skips my memory because it is now 4:00 Am and I am a little tired). These are the people that Obama associated with? These friends of his are nothing but racist radicals. It seems to me that racism is really increasing because of these so called "Friends" of Obamas and that is a damn shame. We don't need racism to increase any more and I do believe that it has been. And that is a shame. Also another thing that I have noticed is that the Democrats and the Republicans can't even get along and work together. This has been going on for the last 8 years. Hell the Democrats can't even get along with themselves. Classic example. Look how Hilliary and Obama fought amongst themselves for the Democratic nominee. They HATED each other and still do. The only reason that they "seem" to be getting along is because they were told that they had better get along in order for the Democrats to win the Presidency. They were told to get along by the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi and also by Harry Reid and also by the head of the Democratic Party. I am sorry for this long rant of mine but I do love this country and the Military who protect our butts. My hats off to those HEROS. Thank you Men and Women of the Military.My vote will definitely be for John McCain who in my opinion has definitely served his country. He not only was a POW for 5 1/2 years but in my opinion is the most HONEST Presidential candidate that we have. Let's hope that the level headed American people will prevail and vote for John McCain. Thank you for listening to me and God Bless America. Rich
I won't defend Bush's speaking skills or the bass ackwards way they initially planned or didn't plan the Iraq War, but this post pretty much sums all the things I'd like to say but don't for fear of being lynched whenever my California friends try to discuss politics with me. Not only that, but considering the shit that Bush has gotten as president, hell, that Clinton got, you have to wonder what kind of egotistical crackhead actually wants the job? At least half of the citizens can't stand you, people all over the world and in the country want to kill you. You'll always be compared to the people who came before you and now the media is 24/7, just waiting for you to screw up. The job isn't for pussies, that's for sure.
Mistakes have been made, but what IS true, is that the mainstream public does believe everything they see on TV. There are thos who see right through it.
