Go 9'rs

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  1. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    So it has come to my attention that i have been slacking on jokes, so just for you Stretch:





    A guy walks into a bar wearing a 49er jersey and carrying a cat that also has a 49er jersey on with a little 49er helmet on his head, too.

    The guy says to the bartender, "Can me and my cat
    watch the 49er game here? My TV is broke and my cat
    and I always watch the game together."

    The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be
    allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here
    right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the
    end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you
    or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave."

    The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the
    game.

    Pretty soon the 49ers kick a field goal and the
    excited cat jumps up on the bar and walks
    down the bar and gives everyone a high five.


    The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! Does he
    do that for every field goal?"
    The guy nods, "Yeah, every time."
    The bartender asks, "What does he do for a touchdown?"

    The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."
     
  2. HalV48

    HalV48 They Call Me Patron

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    That's funny:imao:
     
  3. Stretch

    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    That's my boy! Dauuuum! Gotta send that one to my 9er buddy!
     
  4. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    ok, I am a 9ers fan (have been for over 35 years) and I have to say,



    "That is FUNNY right there". dahahahahahaha True and sad, but nonetheless FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
     
  5. Stretch

    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    I knew you had some sports knowledge Ron...Lol!

    (whispers... GO Panthers!)
     
  6. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    PANTHERS, they suck arz as bad as my CHARGERS! 34 pucking years of crap and emtpy promises. The only SB we go to we get a beat down by the 49ers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!