So it has come to my attention that i have been slacking on jokes, so just for you Stretch: A guy walks into a bar wearing a 49er jersey and carrying a cat that also has a 49er jersey on with a little 49er helmet on his head, too. The guy says to the bartender, "Can me and my cat watch the 49er game here? My TV is broke and my cat and I always watch the game together." The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave." The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon the 49ers kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five. The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! Does he do that for every field goal?" The guy nods, "Yeah, every time." The bartender asks, "What does he do for a touchdown?" The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."
ok, I am a 9ers fan (have been for over 35 years) and I have to say, "That is FUNNY right there". dahahahahahaha True and sad, but nonetheless FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
PANTHERS, they suck arz as bad as my CHARGERS! 34 pucking years of crap and emtpy promises. The only SB we go to we get a beat down by the 49ers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!