Home Depo

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  1. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    another old but goodiee



    Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he
    sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.
    At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was
    waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
    When Walt was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?"
    Walt replied, "That's silver and it costs $300."
    "My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she
    proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and
    Walt went to the back room to find it.
    From the back room Walt yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
    Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
    This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot
     
  2. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Very TRUE! 99 percent of the workers are men at Home Depot! Why do you think MOMO and Stretch are there on a daily basis. One day they buy something the next they return it and this nasty little game is repeated without end, we'll except their ends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:towel:
     
  3. LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    and even more proof why it is best to go and do these things ourselves........ why give "walt" the pleasure..... hehehehehe