Momo's World of Haiku!

That's right folks, compose and post your own Haiku poetry for all to see! Its simple. It doesn't have to rhyme... you just need 3 lines... line one must have 5 syllables, line two must have 7 syllables and line three must have 5 syllables.

Not only will this be fun, but it'll make you think!

I'll begin!

Ryan sucks penis
In the bathroom stalls all night
Fingers smell of shit

Drew as old as dirt
His paintjob ugly as sin
Adult diapers suck

 

Rick kills with bare fist
Bare ass apron pic is hot
Charger like four-by-four truck

 

Hotbuns69
That is gay as night is long
Luis you homo

 

Carbon fiber king
Moe's Maggie loses to Drew
Shit keeps falling off

 

lmfao

 

Ryan late to work
Gains thirty pounds at lunch time
Wipe cum from chin, bitch

 

God help us through this
This will be really painful
How about limericks

 

Ryan is all bling
Roof painted black for big bucks
Car still slow as shit

 

Bald and illegal
Run the border constantly
Go home Ryan family

 

f this its just too much work hahahahahaha

 

hey MotherMopar
you are very funny guy
who came up with this

 

First: You get an "A+". Perfect Haiku!
Second: Thanks, I suppose. I don't know shit about cars, so I'm comic relief around these parts.
Third: Someone said something that rhymed in another thread, and "wala!" I got this idea.

BTW: ever see my panty pic?!?!

 

X2!!

 

first: why cause its about you?
second: its funny thats all that matters
third: I ment you are the funny guy that came up with this.....meaning this crazy thread...lol

 

Running in the gym
Fat ass Mexican sweats lard
No tacos for you

 

RE: #1: No... you went 5-7-5
RE: #2: True. Even if its at the expense of other people... or Ryan.
RE: #3: I did come up with this... but I ain't crazy... well, yeah...

 

#1: oh ok
#2: very true
#3: ummmm yes u are...we all are

 

Geez Jason, you must really be bored, this is lame ... even by your standards! If you wanted to bash Ryan don't disguise it as some lame azz poetry thread, just start a BASH RYAN thread!! I'm in.

 

This is a different twist... an intellectual ploy on bashing. Ryan's not swift enough to respond in kind (via haiku)... therefore I will master this realm... for the time being.

Lame?!?! Come on! This is one of, if not THE most original threads ever created! Courtesy of Momo!

 

Ryan and Markus
Butt humping homos til death
Scabs on pecker hurt