Some Amusing Thoughts

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  1. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear

    bright until you hear them speak.

    2. He who laughs last, think slowest.

    3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

    4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting

    something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

    6.The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by

    those who get there first.

    7. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and

    he'll sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.

    8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

    9. A fine ia a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

    10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

    people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
     
  2. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    bwahahahahahahaaha ^^^^^That is my FAVORITE..
     
  3. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    whoring myself on my own thread to get my 400th post! haha
     
  4. LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    you should be ashamed steve...... would never catch me or ron doing such things..... hehehehehe
     
  5. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    nooo your posts are always deep, thoughtful, and well constructed posts that always are completely on topic! hahaha :prop:
     
  6. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Glad I wore my boots today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:dunno2:
     
  7. LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    at least some one has noticed....... i learned from momo.....:whistle:

    he only speaks the truth ryan......:whistle:
     
  8. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    I think your nose is tickling someone in Canada right now:huh:
     
  9. LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    naaahhhhhhhh...........
     
  10. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    I am the much heralded, most revered, the original "Off Topic Poster" of allllllllllllllllllllllllllll tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime beginning way back when the Red site first started (chargerforums - for those not in the know).

    Folks, you are witnessing the work of a forum legend right before your eyes, on your computer screens, in the twilight of his career... the flame is strong, but unpredictible... I am the Brett Favre of Off Topic Forum Postings.

    Does anyone dispute this?!?! Huh?!?! Huh?!?!
     
  11. LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    actually jason, i 100% agree with you!!!! hell, i even have you quoted in my own sig!!!!! how much more praise can one man give????? hahahahahaha
     
  12. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Something's always tickling the Canadians... the Winter Olympic Hockey tournament since what? 2002, for example... or the CN Tower (a giant middle finger pointing at NY state)... or the migration of Gretzky from Edmonton to Los Angeles... or Paul Bernardo & Karla Homolka... or the fact that the USA didn't win outright in 1812, thus forever sealing the fate of Canada to never become a State.

    These are bones of their contention.

    BTW: I love Canada (grew up in Buffalo, NY).
     
  13. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    This is true my grapefruit propagating friend... and I will never forget it. You were there from the beginning, and will be until the bitter end...



















    When I find out where you all live and eat your livers! *remember, I do have a 'shrine'. LMAO!!!
     
  14. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    First off Jason, stop comparing yourself to people who are a foot taller than you. Brett Favre are you kidding me!!!!!! I'm glad you have a career somewhere, because you don't at work. I bet your a strong flamer, strong enough to handle a one legged blow up doll.

    Oh, chit who am I kidding! It's the HOLIDAYS.........Jason you are the man/king/the top OOMPA LOOMPA of your realm......no matter how small the doors are to get into your world. I'm glad I can call you my friend. :worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy:
     
  15. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    I'm going to start a new thread to toot my own horn. I need a pat on the back, even if it is from myself.
     
  16. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    The only CANADIAN worth mention is SHANIA TWAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  17. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Sure are bro! What, no other threads for you to post on?? LOL!! :moon:
     
  18. StevoSRT

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    at the time of that post...no i had already posted on all of the other current threads hahahaha
     
  19. LegMaker

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    you are too funny jason...... oh yeah, i live in....ummm..... montana..yeah, thats it, montana

    oompa loompa......daahahahahahahahahaa that is hilarious!!!
     
  20. SRT8bby

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    Thats good stuff El Stevo!!!

    Like an Orthodox Electrician!!